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Look it's a good idea to take the mushrooms and go home and wash them first after you pick them up out of the cow shit, instead downing them with cow shit all over them while trespassing in the sleeping farmer's field , waiting for them to kick in, and then fucking around more while continuing to trespass on their property. It's just risky in numerous ways, especially if the farmer wakes up and has a gun.
Unless somehow you're lucky enough to own a property large enough and in the right climate to grow your own mushrooms (not in cow shit) and it's your own cornfield and scarecrow... then you know do whatever you want.
So anything with a closet?
that's where I sleep. use somewhere unoccupied
True story. Years ago in Texas my friends and I went hunting for mushrooms in a farmers field, successfully I might add. However we did get caught, he did have a gun, and he did fire at us, unsuccessfully I might add. The shrooms weren't very good but it made for a cool story.