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Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after (soranews24.com)

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It was the man who died. The cause of death is still being investigated, but he was 89 years old.

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[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago

Fuck yeah, patient zero! I was starting to loose hope that zombie apocalypse could beat out climate change, pollution, wealth inequality, and fascism. But it's back in the race!

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, fire that hope arrow!

[-] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Huzzah! Can't wait. I've never liked the idea of eating brains, now it'll be my favourite meal

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I hear with a nice chianti and some fava beans...

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