This is a good time to remember:
If it bites you and you die; venomous
If you bite it and you die; poisonous
If it bites you and you both die, rabies
To match the "venomous" and "poisonous" words, you can also say "contagious".
And if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you're poisonous?
Also, believe it or not, jail.
FYI this was last week, the cherry blossoms are basically gone now, 2 weeks earlier than last year. Here's a pic from 2 weeks ago.
I've got cherry trees in Australia and they only bloom for a few days the last few years.
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The (edit: second) Osaka one is just sad. Grief sucks.
Unless he killed her...
Ah the second Osaka one...
Oh right, yes. Sorry.
Osaka Man is clearly Florida Man's long lost brother.
plot twist: it's all the same guy
Move over Florida Man, Osaka Man had entered the Arena
the first one sounds like an overreaction to a noisy neighbor.
What is in the water in Osaka?
Fuck yeah, patient zero! I was starting to loose hope that zombie apocalypse could beat out climate change, pollution, wealth inequality, and fascism. But it's back in the race!
Yeah, fire that hope arrow!
Huzzah! Can't wait. I've never liked the idea of eating brains, now it'll be my favourite meal
I hear with a nice chianti and some fava beans...
This site is a treasure trove.
The “you might also like” section is absolutely right about me:
"Japanese man arrested for shouting that he studies English (weird) before grabbing woman's butt (illegal)" was a 10/10 article for sure
Osaka Man, the Japanese counterpart to Florida Man.
Still, I didn’t have it as bad as one 41-year-old woman living in Fukuoka City. Late in the afternoon of Saturday December 2, the woman (whose name has been withheld) contacted the police after the man who lived in the unit above her suddenly smashed through his floor/her ceiling and hurled a large piece of wood into her living space.
Sweet jebus. I've heard that the walls in those apartment are rather thin. Still, this (and the other stories on here) is pretty unhinged.
In Japan we say the crazies come out in spring. Glad we're still keeping that tradition alive.
man didn't tell she was of the poisonous type
We're fucked
And so it begins.
I think i am ready for it TBH!
I don't know if Japan of all places is ready for it. We'd better hope the zombies are vulnerable to airsoft BBs.
Cherry blossoms are symbolic of a short life, but he was 89, so it doesn't poetically apply here.
I really expected that to go the other way. A bite from an unkempt mouth on an older person just sounds like a great way to get sepsis.
Rabies? /s
You say "/s" but, for anyone else reading, Japan is considered rabies free so that would certainly be a big deal we're it the case.
I wanted to make a joke but people reacted very seriously so I added an /s
It doesn't seem to help, so I guess I was joking about a sensitive topic or so. If that is the case I am sorry.
Iirc rabies kills you (assuming you're a human) before you can pass it on
No. A person goes to the doctor before the psychological symptoms get severe.
Speaking of cherry blossoms, can anyone remember (or find) that greentext about the incel trying to get with a girl at the cherry blossoms?
It's really fucking long and the person does come across as fucking mental
That fucking stupid emoji that he does is already annoying, what's it mean to be? A bear??
I don't think there's much of a mystery he was 89 years old and he was sort of dude to go around biting people
She was poisonous, you see.
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