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FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. (www.nytimes.com)

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The NYT was roundly mocked for the original headline and has now changed it to

No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In

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[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I haven't teleported since this one time where I immediately got lost and had to ask a dragon for a ride home. I woke up naked on my neighbor's porch with a tattered ribbon of red silk tied around my penis.

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