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FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.
(www.nytimes.com)
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It's terrible what the aliens do to people after they scoop them up and before they teleport them back to Earth. There's probes and prodding and general dubious medical practices. That's probably what causes it. I've heard they use certain solvents to pacify people first though, so you might fail a breath test when you first return.
Yeah I think they are examining my head a bit too much. So much I'm sometimes also dizzy from it?!