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Iran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vance (www.9news.com.au)

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[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

‘Iran could develop time travel and kill Milton Friedman!’ JD Vance

‘Iran could develop zero point energy and antigravity tech to leave the planet to die in the hellscape we’ve gleefully created while they travel the cosmos!’ JD Vance

‘Iran could develop couches that chop off dicks!’ JD Vance

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