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Iran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vance
(www.9news.com.au)
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'Iran could develop hulk technology and teleport directly into US schools!' JD Vance
As if they would ever be concerned about potential violence in schools
Does it negatively affect my billionaire friends? ...is the only question they care about
If it might lower the number of children they could sexually assault, Republicans will definitely care.
‘Iran could develop time travel and kill Milton Friedman!’ JD Vance
‘Iran could develop zero point energy and antigravity tech to leave the planet to die in the hellscape we’ve gleefully created while they travel the cosmos!’ JD Vance
‘Iran could develop couches that chop off dicks!’ JD Vance
Well we know that you can teleport to a waffle house