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I was trying to cajole my oldest into accompanying me to brush his teeth or something, and tried to say two things at once: "C'mon, my bud!" and "C'mon, my chum!" (I'm a firm believer that using unusual language helps them develop. And it's fun!)
Unfortunately, saying them both came out as "C'mon, my bum!" He was three, and still remembers it...