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[-] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

8, and I'm a woman without children 🤔

[-] shweddy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Sure thing. I know its you dad

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Keep practicing, get those numbers up, and next thing you know, you'll have a wife and two offspring!

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

13, also no children.

Spiritually dad-like ✨

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

You’re a faux pas

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