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It's easier to eat salad with chopsticks than with a fork.
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
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- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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I mean, that's basically what most of those "super greens" smoothies are.
Plus grass. They put a lot of grass clippings in those, too. And I don't think it's because it's healthy or because it tastes good or anything, I think they put grass in those smoothies because, and hear me out here, I think it's because it's part of a secret hazing ritual as part of the initiation to join a secret society of religious zealots hellbent on resurrecting Lord Jamba who will invoke the Razzmatazzmapocalypse and
Grass just makes it taste green.
Also you just got sniped for revealing the conspiracy.