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[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 165 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Iran should offer to open the strait in exchange for the USA handing over trump and his sons

[-] coalie@piefed.zip 89 points 3 weeks ago

Can we please add Vance, Johnson, ivanka, kushner, Clarence Thomas, Kavanaugh, and kid rock to make sure they accept?

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago

Dig up Cheney's corpse and send it with em.

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

They're a country, not a toxic waste dump.

[-] errer@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

On second thought hold the Kid Rock, we want Iran to say yes after all

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

And anyone with a net worth above $2 million

Tbh that needs to be higher, because that’s really not that much money these days. That’s just pretty much anyone who’s somewhat older and has a retirement account that’s been managed decently well, and a house.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

That’s not much, can barely retire on that.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 22 points 3 weeks ago

That’s an incredible deal for shareholder value.

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago

They probably want Bolton too

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] deacon@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Know what? Can’t be too safe, we send both.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago

Or the complete, unredacted Epstein files

lol that would be incredible. And a fantastic deal, to boot.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

Also what's in for Iran? Not fair throwing out garbage at their door.

[-] BeardededSquidward 1 points 3 weeks ago

Iran isn't my friend, so I'd happily shovel that shit to them. Get it out of my house too at the same time.

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