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USDA needs Palantir to tell workers where to sit (www.theregister.com)

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[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 55 points 1 week ago

Like other US government agencies, the Department (USDA) has ordered government employees back to the office. According to a contract notice, the return-to-work mandate has created the need for “advanced data integration capabilities to consolidate information from multiple sources, real-time analytics to optimize space utilization and employee seat assignments, and robust security compliance to protect sensitive organizational data”

so... you forced everyone to go back to the office... and you didn't know where they should sit??? So then you needed to buy access to an AI to tell you where your employees should sit??

[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

aren't you rejoicing in all the efficiency??

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