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[-] IratePirate@feddit.org 18 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I'm not a very fluent speaker of asshole, but I'll try. I think this little man said that his severe lack of

  • education
  • basic decency

did not allow him to

  • speak any other language than the one he was born with
  • know that this language is called "English", and an "American" language does not exist
  • realise this was a flaw rather than a badge of honour proudly to be worn in a diplomatic context.
[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 21 hours ago

Slight disagreement on there not being an american language. We actually have a bunch of native languages, one of which was used to help code communications during WWII.

[-] IratePirate@feddit.org 11 points 20 hours ago

You're the best kind of correct - technically correct.

And yet, if you happened to be a speaker of Navajo, Sioux or Algonquin, you'd say just that. You wouldn't say "I speak American", just like a speaker of Flemish, Albanian or Finnish would not say "I speak (Indo-)European". It's a description of the geographic origin or the broader language family, but not a category useful to indicate any specific language like Drunk Pete is trying to do here.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 20 hours ago

That's a fair assessment.

[-] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago

I spoke language once.

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