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[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 277 points 23 hours ago

Its "I only speak english and bad english" you uncultured fuck

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 55 points 23 hours ago
[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 39 points 22 hours ago
[-] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 30 points 22 hours ago
[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 22 hours ago
[-] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 15 points 21 hours ago

Ah, that’s where the name comes.

[-] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 21 hours ago

You mean, wash-your-sister-sauce?!

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 7 points 20 hours ago

You can really taste the anchovy!

I am so sorry. I don't know what came over me.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Probably your sister.

~I’ll show myself out.~

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 12 points 22 hours ago

"Subparest" when you wanna sound fancy

[-] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago

...I think they're quoting 'the fifth Element' up there.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Ironically, that movie is French.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

14 and edgy English yo.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Boom! Big bada boom!

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