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[-] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Build a dumbwaiter with a pulley system. Load your crap into it. Go inside. Push a button. Unload groceries into fridge.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

instructions unclear: local dumbass from olive garden now lives with me

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Did he bring unlimited breadsticks though?

You could compress them and burn them for free heat, but at a massive cost to the environment and garlic supplies everywhere.

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