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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago

the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords

I mean, isn't that how they already read ALL names? 🤷

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I bet sitting in any Starbucks on the Klingon homeworld is a laugh riot.

"She calls you Payless! The Great House of Payless shoe discount Emperor, is honored!!"

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