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[-] Klear@quokk.au 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Imagine your name is Cathy Lou and the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago

the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords

I mean, isn't that how they already read ALL names? 🤷

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I bet sitting in any Starbucks on the Klingon homeworld is a laugh riot.

"She calls you Payless! The Great House of Payless shoe discount Emperor, is honored!!"

[-] definitely_AI@feddit.online 2 points 1 week ago

That's how them mofuks always speak to me. WHAT AM I, A GNOLL?!

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