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That suggests you could mix flour and vegetable oil and maybe dry it into bricks which might be cheaper than donuts usual are. I wonder how dirty that burns...
Maybe the frying is the special sauce in making them more flammable? Fry donuts with a donut-fueled stove to get more donuts for fuel.
Could be. A little char can make things easier to light. But I've never tried lighting a greasy dough block, so I don't know whether it needs help or not.