Google is not going to give answers that exist in forums and reddit threads.

That's a thing you said, and easily the dumbest thing I have read all day. Well, apart from almost everything else you have said, of course.

will not go out of your way to self crit and correct yourself if proven wrong

Sure, with that mountain of evidence you have provided to conclusively prove your point, I'm going to have take a nice, long, break from this 'discussion' and use it for self reflection.