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Anon works in cybersecurity (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Zorsith 41 points 3 weeks ago

quietly disconnects from fileshare named Deathstar

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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 weeks ago

connects to death star 2

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 13 points 3 weeks ago

leaves a backdoor open

[-] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Remember Hitachi Deskstars?

[-] Zorsith 2 points 3 weeks ago

Bit before my time in computer-work, sadly. Might've seen one or two floating around an IT department junk pile? An old department head had a bit of a hoarding problem

this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026

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