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[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 38 points 7 months ago

To be fair, neither are reindeer IRL.

Santa's sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Murderous flying polar bears.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's a ton better, you're not going to get many that are literally at the North Pole.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 8 points 7 months ago

Exactly. Ain't nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.

[-] plyth@feddit.org 4 points 7 months ago

What limits their migration further north in western Eurasia?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Real estate prices.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago

But santa lives in Finland...

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 8 points 7 months ago

...And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago

🎵Rudolph with his nose so red, better run now or you'll soon be dead🎶

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Wasn’t that what the witch from Narnia did?

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago

And Santa is a much more powerful demon. So that tracks.

this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2025
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