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Woman pleads guilty to lying about astronaut wife accessing bank account from Space Station (www.cnbc.com)

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[-] Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz 135 points 3 months ago

This is a very sad day for the "100% of space crime is committed by lesbians" statistic.

[-] SuperNovaStar 47 points 3 months ago

100% of the space crime you know about

... but yeah, good for the astronaut, but also sad for the memes.

[-] thelivefive@startrek.website 21 points 3 months ago

100% of all lesbians accused of space crime have been exonerated.

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