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Trump, 79, Claims Nobody Knows What a Magnet Is (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[-] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 26 points 4 weeks ago

Next thing you know, we have the first Juggalo president.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 24 points 4 weeks ago

i think having a juggalo president would be a step up from what we have now.

[-] nomy@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 weeks ago

I would trust an impoverished juggalo with the concept of family over the current situation.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

I'd trust a rabid weasel who communicates with a speak & spell more than the current situation.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago

So you support Vance?

[-] VerilyFemme 1 points 3 weeks ago

"Divert all subsidies from corn to Faygo."

"Yes sir, whoop whoop."

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

You fucking wish

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 4 weeks ago

Ah, a homestuck fan perhaps?

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