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[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago

Why not just have one horse pull their balls in one direction and their penis in another? While they are strapped naked to a bench.

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think the balls should be horse-ripped separately. I feel very strongly about this, unless we horse-rip one and do the other with something involving a trip to home depot.

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