For the American religious Christian prudes who look down on extramarital sex and believe they have the moral authority above everyone else ... they sure spend a lot of time thinking about it, fantasizing about it, talking about it, doing it and showing it to everyone

Makes me think of the weird practice of 'Soaking' or 'Jump humping'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice)

Soaking - Inserting the penis into a vagina without movement

Jump Humping - having a third person move or shake the bed while your are soaking so that the couple are not making actual sexual movements, they are just moving to the rhythm of the bed

.... yeah, God is such an idiot that anyone can easily circumvent the rules