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Yeah but J-Dawg can get you endless fish and breadsticks for snacking while you play
"Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood."
That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?"
"The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there's no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass."
-Any decent storyteller in this situation.