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[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?"

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

The cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Jesus is Mumm-Ra?

[-] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there's no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass."

-Any decent storyteller in this situation.

this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2025
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