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What other great opening lines do you know?.
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this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2025
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Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt. If you already happen to know the awful secret behind the universe, feel free to skip ahead.
-John Dies at the End
And my personal favorite...
I met my guardian angel today. She shot me in the face.
-The Unnoticeables