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[-] BC_viper@lemmy.world 77 points 2 weeks ago

Oh thats my tenth punch on my french government punch card. Do I get something now?

Yeah, every 10th government you get a free republic

[-] BC_viper@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The empire will stand strong then. Jedi scum will perish.

[-] WereHacker@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

More like a free Napoleon. 😀

[-] zerofk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

The candy? Yay!

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

looks around

shit looks like the world is fresh out of free republics… could i interest you instead in a flawed democracy?

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