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What other great opening lines do you know?.
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I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. First, I visited my wife's grave. Then, I joined the army.
Ah damn how did I forget this one?! One of my absolute favorite books!
I ugly laughed a lot when I read it the first time.
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