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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 92 points 2 days ago

I hope he dies in the stupidest, self-owning way possible, like tripping over his own feet and falling down some stairs. Preferably on camera.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 14 hours ago

Oh definitely the stairs, since that's the "frail old man" tell that he seems most afraid of. And with nobody anywhere near him, and on a beautiful clear day with no wind and no sun in his eyes.

It has to be clear as day that it was a failure of his body and not foul play or trickery.

[-] Flisty@mstdn.social 1 points 14 hours ago
[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

An escalator that's temporarily stairs? Nah, then they'll blame whoever turned it off.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

i want him to be eating on camera and then accidentally elvis himself

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 57 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

During one of his dumb speeches in front of a crowd of MAGA idiots ..... right in the middle of making one of his dumb statements, just suddenly stops, stares into space and falls over.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago

Because he is so awesome Lord Jaysus took him from us too soon.

[-] TheseusNow@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago

Preferably saying something stupid like "Folks, let me tell you something — if I’m wrong, if the Republican Party is wrong — and by the way, we’re not — but if we were wrong, then may God strike me down right now! But it’s not gonna happen, because we’re doing what’s right for America. Believe me."

Love to see how they would try to spin that being his last words.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Preferably giving the mike a blowjob again?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

as long as there are elvises (heart attack while eating something nasty and then shitting oneself, then dying) involved and it's on camera, i'll win a bet

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Trpping and falling down the steps of AF1. And then, as he's dying at the bottom, he shits himself.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Definitely on camera. I want that still shot of his twisted head at an unnatural angle, his tongue hanging out, and his lifeless eyes looking in two different directions.

Put THAT on on the cover of Time.

[-] bender223@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

I was thinking he could be so constipated from eating junk fast food that he farts himself to death sitting on the toilet. 🚽

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Pop a vessel while shitting out his 3rd Big Mac of the day

[-] Dultas@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

What's the hight of the tail rotor on a Sea King?

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