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For the First Time in 133 Years, Maxwell House Rebrands as “Maxwell Apartment” (news.kraftheinzcompany.com)

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Its wild that this is not The Onion or satire. Thats a press release on a corporate website.

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[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

No wonder my coffee tastes funny! I've been putting milk in it instead of filling it up with pandering! Thank God Kraft is here to remind us that they're just like us poors. Although, if they really wanted to relate to their customers, they should rebrand as "Maxwell Lost my job Because I Couldn't Afford to Replace a Flat Tire and now I Can't Afford Rent"

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