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For the First Time in 133 Years, Maxwell House Rebrands as “Maxwell Apartment” (news.kraftheinzcompany.com)

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Its wild that this is not The Onion or satire. Thats a press release on a corporate website.

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[-] rozodru@piefed.social 33 points 2 days ago

soon they'll have to rebrand to "Maxwell Under the High Way Over Pass" or "Maxwell Van Down By The River" or "Maxwell Your Parent's Basement"

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

"Maxwell Cardboard Box" has a great ring to it. It'll sell with a small tin of Robusta coffee inside a refrigerator-sized box.

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