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[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 122 points 2 days ago

Took me too long to understand why my birthday was always so full of strife.

Turns out, it's the end of the fiscal year.

[-] greygore@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago

Happy birthday! I got you a government shutdown.

[-] cm0002@piefed.world 49 points 2 days ago

Fuck! That's what I got him to!

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Uhhhhh, we all pooled together to get them a government shutdown?

[-] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Aww jeez guys, why did no one tell me? All I got them was a whiny Lemmy comment, this is just embarrassing.

this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
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