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[satirical fake news] Jared Kushner surprised $55 Billion Electronic Arts buyout does not include $10 Billion DLC (www.thebeaverton.com)
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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/theonion@sh.itjust.works/t/2790390

Silver Lake Partners, Saudi Arabia’s sovereign wealth fund, and Jared Kushner were shocked when they found out their $55 Billion buyout of EA did not include the new, downloadable content. “We should have seen this coming,” stated Kushner. “It’s a classic EA move, the base purchase is never enough without the bug fixes, patches, and eventual DLC. Now EA has the upper-hand.” [...]

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[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago

Next you’ll hear they need to subscribe to the battle pass for new games they wish to own the IP for.

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