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If it's going up your asshole, flare the base, clap clap.
If it's going up your asshole flare the base, clap clap.
If it's going up your ass, there's a point it shouldn't pass.
If it's going up your asshole flare the base.
I'm assuming the claps in this version of the song are not performed with one's hands
This guy flares.
Is it true that you can accidentally suck up items that way? Like, how far up does it go?
EDIT: (/s included) Does it go out your mouth, and can you shove a grape up there, and spit seeds like ammo?
Not quite, but when I worked ER I have seen a person have to go for surgery because the item in question got sucked into the upper part of the bowels by its natural peristalsis.
Aren't guts for excreeting stuff?