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[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago

What if we trapped JD Vance in the body of an immortal baby you could endlessly neglect?

[-] trigg@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

I'd like evidence he isn't currently an immortal baby.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

He sure is an immoral one.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He is clearly going for the "immortal baby" look, I'll give you that, but it is obvious he is just a poser and not a real immortal baby.

JD is no Danny Devito.

Real immortal babies emerge naked from couches, fake ones try to nakedly penetrate into them.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

I would be willing to test the immortal claim with a sledgehammer

[-] Weirdfish@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

See, I'd still have to see, hear, smell the thing.

There is no element of a child under the age of say 10 that I enjoy at all.

That horrible shriek they make, happy or sad sounds exactly the same to me, makes my skin crawl.

No babies, not ever. Death before diapers!

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The only thing I like about kids is I can take them to whatever goofy place I want and get them to give it a shot. Got my nephew and niece hooked on hotpot and dumplings.

Being an uncle kicks ass. Would I want kids of my own though? Questionable.

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