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Anon asks out a friend (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Under the circumstances, it sounds like “you’re my least terrible option left, so maybe I can settle for you. On a trial basis, of course.” Uh, no thanks.

I think it's more like "oh shit, lots of men are suddenly turning right-wing, and i'm getting afraid of them now, so please anon, protect me. i'm not actually into you, of course (who could be into you?) but at least you're harmless."

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago

Sadly possible, but also a huge insult.

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