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Anon asks out a friend
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this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
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I don’t think I can blame Anon. “Should we try it out?” isn’t exactly stirring my passions, either.
Under the circumstances, it sounds like “you’re my least terrible option left, so maybe I can settle for you. On a trial basis, of course.” Uh, no thanks.
Yep. I’ve run out of ideas, I’ll try settling with a heavy “maybe”. That’ll really make you feel like a potential partner values you.
I think it's more like "oh shit, lots of men are suddenly turning right-wing, and i'm getting afraid of them now, so please anon, protect me. i'm not actually into you, of course (who could be into you?) but at least you're harmless."
Sadly possible, but also a huge insult.