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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Baku@sh.itjust.works to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

AKA: Daily random thread: Baku doing the posting cuz nobody has invented automoderator for Lemmy yet

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[-] useless_modern_god@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

I did a favour for a Terry White chemist today and repaired a digital lockset door handle. The owner gave me a bottle of multivitamin for it🥴

Now I’m thinking to myself, do I appear vitamin deficient ?

[-] bull@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Could have at least given you something exciting from behind the counter! "Save these for a big night out/big night in" sort of stuff with a big wink.

[-] useless_modern_god@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago
[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Out of all the different lollies there you got the placebos. Very unlucky.

[-] useless_modern_god@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

He hands me the vitamins and says “I wish I could do more for you” and gets all touchy on my shoulder. I reckon old mate fancied me.

[-] baconmash@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

"Your wish has been granted."

[-] OIP@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

'take these and become .. strong. and.. fertile'

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