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I drive like an old bitch.
I ain't got ticket money. You'll find me in the right lane. Running the speed limit. Like an old bitch.
Same
I mean, I could afford the ticket, but I'd rather spend that money on LEGO
Friend of mine just told me about a new 9000 piece death star. Gonna cost like $1000.
He's already planning for it around his yearly bonus at work.
My wife wants me to buy it for our wedding anniversary next month
Broke: My wife doesnt let me buy legos
~~W~~Broke: My wife demands I buy legos
This should be a bumper sticker
Hmmm, sitting quietly, assembling a child's toy from an instruction sheet and spending $1000 for the privilege, or driving a fast car...
Wow that's a tough one!
Edit: oh yummy down votes, they taste so good, tears of the manchild!
I don't think people would have a problem with driving a fast car either, you enjoy what you enjoy. Just respect the limit and the lives of others around you. Or go crazy on a circuit.
What kind of fast car are you getting for 1000 dollars?
Children’s toys are rarely $1000USD or are the size of most kids.
I wonder how much it would cost for you to wreck your car
I sold cars for a while. When you sell cars the company’s insurance typically requires the dealer to make sure everyone has a clean recent driving record. That means no speeding or bs of any kind.
Hell yes, fellow slow driver! It also saves fuel and car maintenance expenses.