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Anon hires a goth chick (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] chocosoldier 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Anon is very obviously describing a prostitute who lives somewhere where it is illegal and thus advertising with innuendo.

this is a possibility but it sounds more to me like he misunderstood a witchy tiktoker who also likes bdsm, which is VERY common in occult-y circles

Anon was turned down by a prostitute.

if she's a prostitute then no anon wasn't "turned down", anon was robbed.

Also the only one calling women whores was you.

nah but thanks for letting me know you're upset for some weird reason

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 7 points 19 hours ago
[-] chocosoldier 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

i hang out with a lot of freaks. my late partner was an escort, and she wouldn't take your money and then just not perform she'd just refuse your money. her shitty friend would go lock herself in the bathroom for the whole hour though, and after a while she quit getting clients.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 18 hours ago

if she's a prostitute then no anon wasn't "turned down", anon was robbed.

You lost me here. What a wild thing to say.

[-] chocosoldier 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

assuming she's a prostitute he paid at the beginning of the "session", and he mentions the session ends. her advertised rate is $200. she took his $200 that was implied to be for a service and anon did not recieve said service. anon was robbed. i don't understand why this is a "wild" idea.

my take was that he hired an energy healer that also posts about kink, she politely snarked at him when he tried to explicitly buy sex, and it went over his head. also as i was typing this i realized it doesn't really have to be either/or and maybe something went over my head as well.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 35 minutes ago

assuming she’s a prostitute he paid at the beginning of the “session”

This is a wild take though. He paid $200 to 'release tension, whatever that was' and was 'hoping it goes somewhere'. She declined the $600 for a 'happy ending'.

What he described was closer to going to a massage parlor and having them decline a happy ending, but still giving the normal massage.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 9 hours ago

Nothing about this post implies she's a prostitute.

[-] chocosoldier 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

well, it's p clear anon thinks she's a prostitute. this comment chain started with my observation that perhaps she isn't one, and you chimed in where i was going back and forth with someone who agrees with anon and believes she is a prostitute. why are you shooting off your mouth about people saying wIlD tHiNgS and "correcting" people when you clearly haven't bothered to understand any part of the post or the conversation?

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