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I Even Gave My Life To Jesus In Their Parking Lot
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Wtf does « gave my life to Christ » means in that situation? Did mf get baptized in the parking lot??
He fucked the dishwasher behind the dumpster
i think he gave a life altering blowjob in that parking lot
To Jesus?
yes, he noticed that he was a really hard worker when he was hanging out in the Home Depot parking lot across the street, and he thought that he deserved something nice
Dedicated it to Jesus
Bro put it ong fr fr no cap
i don't expect cracker barrel parking lot sex partners to give real names
Swallowed for the lord.
Can someone seriously answer this question. I'm losing my mind over here. WTF does it mean?
Got engaged to a guy in the parking lot. That's my made up story and I'm sticking to it.
Maybe it rained a lot and dumpsters were water tight back in his day.
Got shot by someone named Josh