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[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 day ago

Wtf does « gave my life to Christ » means in that situation? Did mf get baptized in the parking lot??

[-] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 5 hours ago

He fucked the dishwasher behind the dumpster

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 69 points 1 day ago

i think he gave a life altering blowjob in that parking lot

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

yes, he noticed that he was a really hard worker when he was hanging out in the Home Depot parking lot across the street, and he thought that he deserved something nice

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago
[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 hours ago

Bro put it ong fr fr no cap

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

i don't expect cracker barrel parking lot sex partners to give real names

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

Swallowed for the lord.

[-] kureta@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

Can someone seriously answer this question. I'm losing my mind over here. WTF does it mean?

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Got engaged to a guy in the parking lot. That's my made up story and I'm sticking to it.

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe it rained a lot and dumpsters were water tight back in his day.

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

Got shot by someone named Josh

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