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DHS Secretary Noem says entire southern border wall will be painted black to stop people from climbing it (www.cbsnews.com)

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[-] ray@sh.itjust.works 83 points 16 hours ago

If they make the wall black, won't ICE try to deport it?

[-] Zorsith 38 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

No, but the cops will burn through their entire budget on ammo shooting at it, and several of them will need time off to recover from shouting "stop resisting" too much

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Request for medical leave states: Officer suffered vocal chord damage while responding to shootout. 6 to 8 weeks of paid leave.

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