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Anon tries to meet girls at college
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this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2025
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Why do you assume is a women studies course?
And why do they assume he doesn't bathe?
4chan posting
He's on 4chan?
So much prejudice
I, for one, feel some (shallow) sympathy for the protagonist of this plausibly fake story on the internet. I'm sure he showered and put on roll-on deodorant like a decent citizen, only to be crushed by the reality where social capital has been dwindling for decades, as presented by Robert D. Putnam. In my essay
edit: don't downvote me I'm serious
I did life sciences. Classes were 70% women. (Did not hit on them)
The makeup of universities these days isn't that far off from that in general.
Yeah, I didn't think anything of that because there are more women than men in college today.
so anything bio
Because the post was written by someone who clearly feels that these women owe him their attention.
I assumed it's a women's studies class because the kind of male who feels entitled to attention like this would typically think something along the lines of "women's studies would have the highest ratio of women to men of any other class" and so join said class assuming it would be a good place to get a date.
The tone of the post implies that he is upset after realizing the course would not double as his own personal harem of desperate women fighting each other for his affection.
The reactions of the women he mentioned is why I assumed he probably doesn't bathe. I'm guessing he showed up in stained sweatpants or something similar as well.
Any other questions?
Yes: How often do you smugly talk out your ass like this and how has it effected your ability to get a date?
Mostly in this community, because the whole reason it exists is to laugh at shitty greentexts from 4chan. It has not affected my dating life in the slightest, as I don't talk about this place when I'm not here.
You seem like you must be a real "life of the party" kind of person
At least I get invited to parties.
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