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MD = oMega Dumbass
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A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
More people die by swimming in water than by swimming in gas.
Ban water!
That's definitely false. Only a small percentage of people globally die while in water, while nearly everybody dies in a gas.
Plus, you are ignoring the addictive properties of gasses. While withdrawal symptoms of moderately addictive water take days to get serious, the withdrawal symptoms of much more addictive gases occur within only a couple minutes.
This person is full of gas!!
Lies of big water lobby.

Hydro-haterz
I'm not sure if that's gaseous matter or gasoline, but I imagine both are true