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[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 21 points 2 weeks ago

Indigenous People: "Hello? Why hey, strangers, who are-"

Capt. Cook or some shit: "Hey there, you fellas good at working? Like, lots of manual labor?"

Indigenous People: "uhh... Wut?"

Capt Cook: "F it. Take the women, take their food, burn the rest."

Indigenous People: "Bro, hold up, we got this bug that looks like a sti-"

Capt Cook: "BURN IT ALL. NOW!"

Indigenous People: He'll never know about that really big F'in stick bug!

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Captain Christopher Cooklumbus: "You don't want to work, huh? How about if we cut off your hands?"

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

"I mean, it's not like you're using them anyway? Amiright?"

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hands, schmands!

this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2025
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