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Me too, man
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this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2025
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Why would you need anyone else? My entire morning routine is around 30 minutes and has been from childhood to adulthood. This includes poop, shower, brush, clothes. As a child it was breakfast like cereal. As an adult it's homemade coffee and a banana or bagel. When I worked at a hospital, I'd often get an egg sandwich made in the cafeteria or eggs and other typical American foods for breakfast.
Only recently working from home have I now graduated to making my own eggs, and sometimes egg sandwich. Takes all of 7 minutes.
Damn. Well you go ahead with that jigginess. I wish I could do that.
Me: *alarm goes off*
Me: (5 minutes later) Ooof.
Me: slide-walking to the bathroom with one eye halfway open
etc.