I feel so sorry for Patty. She has the unfortunate mix of muscle, attractiveness, nerdiness and popularity that creates a following of neckbeardy guys and parasocial girls.

Reading some of the comments on her recent videos with the new bf makes me put down the phone, walk outside and sit in the sun.

Anyone willing to run with a punny handle like "Lean Beef Patty", with that physique, is a-okay in my book.