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[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Otherwise the raptors cancel and you just get velocity.

I mean, yes? Weren’t they super fast?

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

They seemed fast, but it's just because they worked in packs, so the one that got you was there the whole time.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Clever girl.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Nothing personnel, kid.

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